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curling

Like lawn bowling, except colder, lamer, more boring, and about 2000 dollars more expensive
I told my girlfriend that i liked curling, and that is why she left me
by Curlbacca May 16, 2006
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cabling

The act of pointing a lazier on a hard wood floor and making a cat chase after it until it runs in to a set of bowling pins or pin like objects.
Type in cat bowling in youtube -> cabling
by nigglet88 March 29, 2011
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Penis-curling good

Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.
Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.
by Zettai Zetsumei October 22, 2009
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Curling

An amazing sport in which Canada pwns. The rest of the world is jealous that they cannot master the skill and accuracy associated with Curling. A great way to meet amazing people at competitions, and the best sport on ice ever invented.
Did you see those people dissing curling? I bet they've never tried it before!
by 765shdhdif February 23, 2010
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badger culling

Going down on your fem and knawing at their pubic fuzz.
Hey Ricky, so much badger culling on my wifey last night - I need a wire brush for my teeth!
by batzman March 3, 2016
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Curling

The most boring, useless sport in the world. It consists of three things: ice, a rock, and a broom. It's like watching grass grow, except way colder and an olympic sport. The people who curl are either Canadian, gay, or probably both.
Canadian #1: Dude, did you see that guy curling?
Canadian #2: Yeah dude. He was a fag, eh?
by Rear the reaper February 28, 2009
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curling

A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.
Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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