Chubbletursh

This word describes the type of pipe smoking, slipper wearing retard that drives one of teh best handling sports cars in the world evar like a fooking old granny. A Chubbletursh spends more time defending the marque, frowning upon modifications, shunning drifters, banning idle chit-chat, denying the existance of Caturday, etc etc, than actually enjoying the thrilling ride.

I say ban Chubbleturshes completely.

A Chubbletursh can even exist whom does not even own one of the cars concerned. This type of Chubbletursh is also normally a bit of a po faced prick.

ZOMFG!!!1 Look at that Chubbletursh polishing the inside of his exhaust!!1

Look at that fricking Chubbletursh spacking out over a moddified '5!!!1

WTF? Your car is completely standard? Are you a freaking Chubbletursh?..... Hey guys? This guy's a Chubbletursh!!!11 BURN HIM!!!!1

by Fred Goatse December 28, 2007

Cobblesome

Something worth talking about.

That there is a very cobblesome base!

by Pokeymarmot7168 July 5, 2022

The Boston Cobbler

Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.

I stretched her ass, barfed in it, then jizzed in it.
The boston cobbler at its finest.

by like a little blowjob April 3, 2008

hoboken squat cobbler

Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.

He needs some alone time to get busy with his Hoboken squat cobbler movies .

by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016

Cobbledick

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.

Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*

by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010