chunched

the state where you are absolutely wasted

"man, i was chunched as f*** last night"

by lil laurzy February 25, 2010

Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013

crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

cruncled

Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed.

The videotape was cruncled by the machine.

I washed the curtains, hung them up and they are still cruncled

They cruncled my car!

by Alan Lee October 1, 2006

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

coochie cruncher

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 29, 2006