poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012

crumpled

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

by Brosti December 24, 2005

crumple

To hand someone loose crumpled dollar bills as payment for something.>

I was in a hurry to catch the bus, so I gave the driver the crumple at the last minute.

by Dr Claw February 9, 2007

crumpler

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler

by velvet cave September 1, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

by brendan May 28, 2004

Crumple

A homosexual who believes that English language is under attack by the use of ebonics

My book was crumpled by the edit department

by holmes on homes September 8, 2005