that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

crumbley

adj. Accident Prone. Another spelling for the term crumbly. Something that is unusually funny in the sense that things aren't going the way they are supposed to.

losing your wallet, losing your keys, stain on white shirt, forgetting peoples names, etc

"that crumbley ass nigguh keeps losin his shit"
"that fool is hella crumbley"

by feel good May 25, 2007

asshole crumble

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010

crumbles

(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune August 31, 2008

crumbly hash

the original state of the well known drug named, cannabis.
often smoked whilst the joint is being clenched by another parties bum cheeks. Smoke is then traditionally blown into somebodys face.

eyup cocker, why dunt tha bend oer nd let me enjoy this crumbly hash?

by aligee02 June 12, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

by Raven May 28, 2004

chumbley

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.

I got a chumbley before class.

by Ross October 8, 2003