Slang for an annoying little shit who's gonna shit the bed in life at any moment. Most likely spends all their time on discord and relies on their mother or father.
Me: "Man I hope I don't turn out like dream when I'm older.."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."
by EthanCannot December 15, 2023
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by Hodl Master June 6, 2024
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Get the Oh Crum! mug.A true player, has many wives/girlfriends. Will be seen killing zombies and or while screwing women. Colton Crum is extremely good in bed. Go fuck yourself if you dont know a Colton Crum, its not worth living if you cant laugh. He is a delicous piece of mancandy and resembles a airplaneman.
by Airplanemancandy October 16, 2009
Get the Colton Crum mug.A girl from Westerville, Ohio. She is the most awesome person that has ever lived and ever will. Also the most beautiful. She also kicks alot of ass in bike racing. She has never seen totoro. But she is loved by all and one day will be the queen of the universe.
Person #1: Did you just see that girl? She was the most beautiful ever!
Person #2: Yes she is, thats Brooke Crum, she's the most awesome ever
Person #1: Oooo, nice
Person #2: Yes she is, thats Brooke Crum, she's the most awesome ever
Person #1: Oooo, nice
by ian moir October 30, 2006
Get the Brooke Crum mug.The King of Crumland and sworn enemy of evil Vigor the Viking. He has six knights of the Round Table, but Vigor kidnapped them and hid them around King Crum's Castle, but Crum is too helpless and confused to find them.
It is used to describe a person who possesses power or political significance, but is too helpless or weak to deal with the issue at hand.
It is used to describe a person who possesses power or political significance, but is too helpless or weak to deal with the issue at hand.
Ex 1: Did you hear about that politician who couldn't vote on the bill because he didn't know which side to support? He's a regular King Crum.
Ex 2: President Taft is considered to be the King Crum of America's history.
Ex 2: President Taft is considered to be the King Crum of America's history.
by J.R. Spotswood November 18, 2013
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