crouchrolling

The act of gaining frags by using the looping rickroll chorus playing out of a boombox as a deadly weapon while crouching in a Doom mod.

Jerry was on a killing spree after crouchrolling Jamie and Peyton several times without dying. Since he was crouching, it was hard for them to pick him out from the corpses covering the floor. By that time, it was too late.

by jerair May 1, 2008

crouch pheasant

a fuzzy feathery clit

i groped a crouch pheasant

by 445 April 23, 2009

crouch-kissing

The act of a girl t-bagging you

she's crouch-kissing you

by geiko474 February 20, 2015

Crouching blubber hidden tuna

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

crouch knots

Pus filled pubic hair follicles.

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.

by Trapdogg October 3, 2017

cronchy cocaine

fuels the boys and i during homie seggs

"bro when you're done jacking off and hogging the cronchy cocaine get your behind over here"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020

Couchy fart

The sound of a fart resulting from pushing the fart into the seat cushion of a couch.

That was such a couchy fart.

by Fluffnuggets March 27, 2022