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Croobus

an utterly disappointing or idiotic action committed by a less than intelligent being.
"Croobus moment"
by delphirose November 22, 2021
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Slimey Crouch

When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar
Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip
by Savage McSavageson February 9, 2019
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hog-crouch

When a human crouches upon all four limbs, forearms to the ground (or bed), and their rump is aimed up at the sky like a prized pig exposing the undercarriage.
To Hog-crouch, hog-crouching.
To Hog-crouch, hogcrouching.

As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.
by hc22 November 17, 2019
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Crosby 'Stache

The "moustache" Sidney Crosby tries to grow in the playoffs every season. It looks as if he cut his pubes and put them on his face.
AKA: Dirty Crosby 'Stache
Shit! I have to shave. I'm starting to get a Crosby 'Stache!
by The Abdominator 2 November 4, 2010
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crouching tiger hidden balls

its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls
o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.
by fucksoid March 8, 2005
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Crosby Sweater

The act of eating fruit loops or colorful cereals, and vomiting them up on your sexual partner
She gave him one hell of a crazy Crosby sweater
by Abberkadabbers January 2, 2010
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Crosbaby

A term derived from the last name of hockey player Sidney (Cindy) Crosby. This term is synonymous with crybaby, whiner, or anything describing one who complains about any little grievance, whether worthy or not.
Dude Tim was being such a Crosbaby when i told him we couldn't pick him up at his cousin's last night!

Pro basketball players need to stop being such Crosbabies about getting fouled. Man up and play ball.
by 1R0NM4N March 26, 2010
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