croutoff

Refusing or denying the existence of croutons in life, period.

Waiter : Would you like croutons on your salad?

You: Croutoff please; that most certainly will not be necessary sir thank you.

by aurorae March 30, 2012

Crontata

When you eat a cake backwards

Man I just smashed that Crontata competition!

by CrontataCreator October 9, 2016

hollow crouton

a term of offense, often used in jokingly making fun of somebody or something.

person 1: what’s up?
person 2: the sky lol you noob
person 3: no, it’s the ceiling you hollow crouton

by yeehaw bandit January 3, 2019

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Crouton

Crouton originally is derived from the Canadian word "Crout." and is generally adopted by a select few in Lille. It is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.

You Sir are a crouton

Stop being a crouton

You are a Garlic and Herb crouton

by CroutonKing March 1, 2011

Crouton

Something you put in cup a soup.

Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.

by Darren McWilliam February 29, 2008

crouton

A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.

Who says croutons aren't a meal?

by IJustAteAllYoCroutons! May 12, 2004