Michael Crichton

God in the world of authors.
The best goddamn author of science fiction novels.
If you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
Some of his greatest books are Timeline, Jurassic Park, Next, The Andromeda Strain, and State of Fear.
He also created the TV show, ER.
He started writing to get some money during medical school at Harvard.
He died at the age of 66.

Stephanie: When I heard that a book report on The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton was extra credit for Biology class, I thought that was badass!

Jessica: I know, right?! I might actually try to get extra credit!

Stephanie: Our teach must be cool as fuck.

by wasssupitsstephyo December 27, 2008

critchy

1. the unmentionable area between a women's legs

Lady Gaga's critchy is about to pop out of that dress-thing.

by Little Critchy January 31, 2010

crichton

a very attractive girl who is extremely hyper and loves to be around everyone. she gets very cautious about what people say about her. don't upset her. but she's also very sweet and forgiving

your acting like a Crichton!!

by I know it allll February 6, 2015

crathole

the new swearword, made up live on radio ona comedy show :P means; whatever you really want it to mean. It's asshole/ arsehole but worse. Everyone start using it to show that we can invent words if we want to and it works!

f*ck off you ugly mother-f*cking crathole!

by hidii ho October 24, 2007

Crit Chicken

The slang term for a moonkin druid

Look at all those crit chickens

by Druid Healz April 28, 2010

critchin'

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

by anti critch May 14, 2011

Crit-ing

Similar to planking, except significantly less ghey (and Xzhibit doesn't seem to have any issues with it). Specifically, when one is caught and/or photographed sleeping on the job, particularly in the backstage area on the couch at UK Thursdays. However, it is also acceptable to refer to any sort of nap as a "taking a Crit".

"Did you see Greg backstage? Grab your camera, he's totally Crit-ing hardcore."

by ill-legal? November 5, 2011