Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

Crisco

Used to describe that one greasy kid at school who plays video games all day. He may be smart, but he never showers and smells like a dead rat.

"Mr. Crisco smells so bad today. He hasn't showered in years".

"IKR, it smells like shit"

by DiaperAbuser69 March 23, 2020

Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022

Crisco

An American brand of shortening that is produced by B&G Foods. Introduced in June 1911 by Procter & Gamble,

Crisco is the best

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022

The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

Crisco Magic

When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.

Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?

by Ookami619 July 24, 2021

Crisco Slipper

A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.

I totally prank john last night I gave him a Crisco slipper and he didn't even wake up

by YungSyphilis March 4, 2022