When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.
by Ookami619 July 25, 2021
Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 23, 2025
When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat
Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022
A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.
by YungSyphilis March 04, 2022
Used to describe that one greasy kid at school who plays video games all day. He may be smart, but he never showers and smells like a dead rat.
by DiaperAbuser69 March 23, 2020
An American brand of shortening that is produced by B&G Foods. Introduced in June 1911 by Procter & Gamble,
Crisco is the best
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022
We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.
by southphillyclout January 27, 2018