We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.
by southphillyclout January 28, 2018
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by DiaperAbuser69 March 23, 2020
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A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022
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Crisco is the best
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022
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Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
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by Ookami619 July 24, 2021
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