Crisco Butt

Applies to both male and female

Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.

2 People Gossiping
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.

by tx3000 May 4, 2010

Crisco Magic

When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.

Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?

by Ookami619 July 24, 2021

talking crisco

making an untrue statement with intent to deceive

burg isn't speaking the truth; he's talking crisco!!!

by tuffpuff June 28, 2008

crisco caboose

Someone, usually a woman, having a large behind.

I had to get clear out of the hallway to let that Crisco caboose by.

by Shank James September 16, 2017

Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.

Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.

by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

Crisco

Used to describe that one greasy kid at school who plays video games all day. He may be smart, but he never showers and smells like a dead rat.

"Mr. Crisco smells so bad today. He hasn't showered in years".

"IKR, it smells like shit"

by DiaperAbuser69 March 23, 2020