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crickets

The response from a friend about a previous night's activities, typically following heavy alcohol consumption.
You: "Last night was sloppy – can you believe we ate burgers at Zuni?!"
Friend: No response or recollection…crickets…
by Itwasnt Me May 24, 2007
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cricket

Cricket is a religion. It is demographically more prominent in India. The followers of this religion worship the Greatest Legendary batsman "Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar".
Cricket is my religion and Sachin is my god.
by SachinMyGod April 20, 2011
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The Cricket

The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places
Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard
by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010
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Crickets

Quietness that is unexpected or sudden. Especially when the audience doesn't understand. A time when you'd expect only to hear crickets, due to the silence. A slow lonely time
You could hear a pin drop.
1)Were you busy at work? Nah, it was crickets.

2) He told a joke which nobody understood. Then it was crickets.
by nnely September 24, 2012
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cricket

1. A common insect of the Gryllinae family. The soothing (or annoying) music of this small grasshopper like creature can be heard on any warm quiet night in rural areas.

Crickets are known to infest houses in large numbers if left uncontrolled and also resort to cannibalism if hungry enough. Many pet stores supply crickets as a food source for larger pets and in some parts of the world they are eaten by people as well. Crickets are a surprisingly nutritious food.

On television crickets are often used as a sound effect accompanying a failed performance or unfunny joke.

2. A popular team sport played in countries like England, and its bitches India and Australia. Also known as Steroid-Free Baseball or 2nd World Rounders. The "bat" used in this game resemble the paddle used to beat freshman class students.
1. On Fear Factor Joe saw a woman force herself to eat a bowl of crickets.

2. Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching a game of cricket. Let’s play Hockey instead!
by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006
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cricket

A dart game popular in bars. The 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 and bullseye spaces on a standard dart board are used along with the double and triple rings. A player scores after they close a given section. You close a section by placing 3 darts in that section. Subsequent hits by the closing player yield the number value of the corresponding space.
You wanna throw some darts?
Sure, Cricket?
Sounds good. Toss me a cold one, will ya?
by 910 November 14, 2007
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cricket

A game that Indians are very, very serious about.
So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.

Cricket is a serious game.
by Chester Bogus January 12, 2008
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