meaty crevice

Massively fat labias resulting in a recessed vagainal entrance

Area created by an obese vagina

He buried his rod deep into her meaty crevice.

by Triplebrew May 6, 2016

Gamers Crevice

The semi-permanent discolored line across a gamers belly, caused by belly tires from constantly leaning forward while playing their video games.

Hey boy! Is that a three pack or a Gamers Crevice?

by HollyPop73 June 19, 2016

Couch crevice

A: The tiny section of the couch available on a regular basis because someone less deserving with much more free time on their hands has spread their unshowered gelatinous ass meat and back rolls and accompanying snacks, ashtray, Blaney, marijuana rolling tray, one dirty sock food stamp card, book they're not reading, pillow they took out of your room that now smells like their armpit, open highlighter, loose change, snot filled napkin, cell phone and rapid charger with cord that they swear they bought, and list of "Things To Do," all of which when shoved over toward the aromatic eyesore yields a sliver section on the furniture that you paid for available to you called a Couch Crevice. There is another version of Couch Crevice which ....
B: describes the friendly homeless meth-whores randomly deposited in the living room by roommates that have already enjoyed their company and were thoughtful enough to leave them behind to entertain others and steal things.

A; "Dude, suck in some of your funk and sweep off enough Doritos so I can squeeze my ass cheeks into a Couch Crevice and watch this educational program with you."

B: "Dude, who's the new Couch Crevice and when do I get to dip into Her? She's kinda hot for missing so many teeth."

by Mikey Mutha Fuckn Mosier March 16, 2017

Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.

Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

cervicovertibral-pop

noun, the act of moving head rapidly so as to generate a popping sound, similar to popping or cracking of hands.

The silence of the room was disturbed by the cervicovertibral-pop of one of the examinees.

by I_am_not_JRRTolkien January 14, 2015

Cremica

Bakes with love & pours good vibes into each bite. Easily gels up with different kinds of people and everyone seems to love it back.

If you ever get a Cremica in your life, never let it go!

Rahul: Cremica Cookies are a life savior bro!

by Cremicalover November 24, 2021

cervical fluid

the crap that comes out of a females pussy when she gets horny.

cervical fluid is the female equivalent to cum.

by Rimy Jobbs December 4, 2022