Grape crepe

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs

So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed

by TwuntPunt June 20, 2015

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 07, 2017

Crepes

British Slang Term For Shoes

roadman: "AY RUN ME THEM CREPES"
average citizen: oh no

by kkrbek] September 06, 2023

Crepe

Someone who dresses all blue and walks around like an idiot.

Posted by Blahd Gang

Blahd 1: Hey, what's that dumb guy dressed as a blueberry doing?

Blahd 2: Man that's a Crepe, stupid

by Chad Blahd September 29, 2021

Crepe

Crepe is a piece of shit type of pokemon. He likes sundaes and lollipops but he ain't getting any.

That crepe is one motherfucker, damn dude.

by Riverriver February 08, 2015

Creping

An another name for a syrupy pawjob, popular in the furry community.

"Hey man, I heard that Sam and his brother are going to a Creping conference!!"
"Oh wow"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024