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Creepster

CREEPSTER Definition #2

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP (See CREEPSTER #1).

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS
1. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.

2. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
3. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
4. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
5. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.

6. All Swingers.
7. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
8. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
9. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
10. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
11. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
12. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
13. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
14. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
15. Many Guys who have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age.
16. All Adulterers.
I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.
by Tina from the BGCA August 6, 2014
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creepster

a man who walks around in only a trenchcoat and flashes random women
that guy is such a creepster
by ashizzle074 June 11, 2006
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creepie

A creepie is a photo you take of someone you don't know
Girl: Ew, someone snapped a creepie of me on the bus!

Guy: I accidentally took a creepie when I was trying to take a picture of my friend.
by tegs May 21, 2014
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creepies

When you move your fingers or fingertips very gently across ones flesh, in a manner liken to the way a spider's legs move, so as to tickle someone, or give them chills.
For fun, I like to sneak up behind someone and give them creepies on their backs.
by white zombie December 5, 2013
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creepishly

To do something as a creep would
He creepishly stalked my FaceBook page. I wish he'd stop being creepish.
by KP Superstar April 13, 2014
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Creeperstyle

The act in which a hornybitch takes advantage of a mechanic lying on a wheeled platform (known as a creeper) under her car. This style of coitus usually involves the female sitting froggystyle upon his throbbing member.
mechanic: "Dude, you'll never guess what happened last night!"
friend: "What happened, Skipper?"
mechanic: "I totally boinked this girl creeperstyle while changing her oil!"
by Matticus Aurelius July 21, 2010
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creepster

guy at the bus stop who hits on chicks half his age; guy who stares for an uncomfortable length of time and then follows you home
"That 40 year old guy without teeth just hit on me, what a creepster!"
by mccain-is-old August 7, 2008
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