Credit Card

The act of sliding your hand through one's ass crack.

When Sylvia was bending over, I was so tempted to give her a good ol' Credit Card

by Davy K March 1, 2003

creedo-race

A 5 mile race between the illussive sand dewlling panda,the Gobi-fish from the premetazoric era and finally the tree swinging otter-goat.

Let's watch the creedo-race and place money on the mink-ferret he is disguised as the gobi.

by 2EYEMIKE October 21, 2006

credit criminal

someone who does not pay there bills.
Often by choice, rather than due to unforseen occurance.
This term was coined in the auto industry and used to describe unfinancable customers.

(Sales manager)
Sorry buddy, there credit criminal's cut them loose and grab another up.
(salesman) Damn it I thought I had a citizen here.

by parker19777 January 20, 2009

credonkadentials

having attractive bodily characteristics, usually in the buttocks, that can convince employers to give you a job.

I'm not sure if we have any positions open at the moment, but seeing your credonkadentials, I'm sure we can find a place for you.

by Charlie Von Grayskull May 15, 2009

credulant

A person who is too credulous and just believes everything they see on the internet.

Stupid credulants, clogging up Facebook with all their hoaxes and virus warnings and stuff. Why don't they just think for a bit first?

by Bdoserror October 26, 2011

credit card crotch (CCC)

When a girl gets horny and/or wet from seeing a man who appears to having money using a credit card.

Yo that bitch over there has a serious case of credit card crotch (CCC)! Just buy a round with your card and SHE'LL be fucking YOU tonight!

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

credit flex

Typically done by meme accounts, it is the act of the meme account owner showing their followers an exchange between them and an influential person asking for permission to repost their tweets or memes. It is followed by the influential person giving them the green light to posting it.

Eg. The meme account @trigomemetry asked elon musk to repost his tweets with credit. He replied with "sure". He then showed his followers proof to Elon responding, thus having a credit flex

by Sclee November 18, 2019