crispy criminal

A criminal who is crispy.

someone who farts on the couch too much

When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy criminals

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

criminal time

to be in haste -- as in a street criminal who must do things quickly to avoid getting busted

further usage:
to be in haste when the situation is under high tension
and to be relaxed when there is no forseeable threat

we run on criminal time (we know how to kick it)

by b-razzle-dazzle July 26, 2008

criminal meow meow

A cat that lives or lives in a prison

I got my cat at the local prison I guess it's a criminal meow meow

by The immortal HH July 6, 2021

criminalakaashi

My favorite mutual on this app called "Tiktok", they are so talented and special,they deserve another better from what happend,everytime they get on my fyp my face just lights up with a smile happy to know they are my moot :)

"This moot named criminalakaashi is so hilarious"

by Acilks October 1, 2021

Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye

If u see someone that is not slaying you might say this.

Them: OMG Joshuaaaaaaa come be in a tiktok with me!!!!!!!
Me: Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye.

by Yermaaaaa March 6, 2023

creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."

by creaming March 24, 2010

Schrodinger's war criminal

Usually far right nationalist who depending on evidence provided responds to war crime accusations with:"never happened" or "they deserved it"

Random person: what do you thik about genocide in Armenia?
Schrodinger's war criminal: what genocide?
Random person: *shows evidence
Schrodinger's war criminal: they deserved it

by Pavle the almighty war crimina April 5, 2022