Cranked

To get psyched for an event or to get in a state of mind fitting for an event. To become eager for something to occur.

Henry: Let's get cranked for the karaoke bro!

Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!

by preppysweaterboy March 7, 2009

Crank

A derogatory and derisive term used to insult and humiliate ones foes.
Ts3 slang used in place of words such as Idiot or Moron
Good for use in the work or school environment as is not a recognised insult and is not common knowledge to teachers, bosses etc.

"Oh shut up you crank!"

"I don't like Nico, he's a crank!"

by Lee Kino February 12, 2008

Crank

A crank is someone who is performing two actions at the same time which are juxtaposed. Originally a term created by Russell Brand combining the two words 'cry' and 'wank'.

Man1: "Dude, is that drunk guy throwing up and trying to eat a sandwich?"
Man2: "What an absolute crank!"

by Flossua March 21, 2009

crank

To wank while crying. Largely done by emos and Christians.

"I caught him cranking in the vestubule"

by Tom Bentley Hibbins October 18, 2007

crank

Crystal Meth, was given the name crank because it used to be smuggled in the crank cases of cars and bikes.
Expecailly Harleys when sumggled by hells angels.

Crank- It's what's for breakfast!

by Method Man June 11, 2006

Crank

Crying at the same time as having a wank.

Why don't you just fuck off and have a crank!

by Heidi Chad September 19, 2008

cranking

To get ones head down in the office, beaver away, work hard and push on.

Allan, stop talking shite and get cranking

by Phil McC September 17, 2008