Cronium

Cronium a l33t gamer. Also Jack Wu is a retard..

Omg its Cronium, run for the hills before he ownz0rs us.

by Cronium :D June 30, 2004

cranius rectus

An individual who suffers from having their head stuck in their own ass.

Mom: Johnny was sent to the principal 's office today.

Dad: What did he do this time?
Mom: That boy has Cranius Rectus.

by Goobsnack April 7, 2017

cranium99

A retarded british far left pedophile that can't even spell correctly who also likes threaten people who disagree with him aka the worse thing to happen in 2004

Person A: I'm a MAP
Person B: So like Cranium99?
Person A: Yes!
Person B: Ok, get into the woodchipper

by Gojiwarssmt October 8, 2022

Cranium99

A retarded far left british youtuber, who happens to try (and fail) to justify and promote pedophilia, zoophilia and incest whilist using extremely flawed and objectively false arguments to prove his point.

If you happen to encounter cranium99, please don't argue with him. He's quite literally too dumb to argue with

by Gojiwarssmt October 9, 2022

crinkum crankum

a cheating bitch wife's slag hole with which she's lost her rights to her dead husband's fortune.

and with her crinkum crankum, she's lost her binkum bankum.

by crinkly bob April 5, 2008

cronium

hey im cronium

ethug hey i am ethug the ultimate

by ethug November 10, 2003

craniumbate

the act of mentally masturbating or mentally engaging in coitus.

also referenced as: mind-porking, brain-loving, thought-boinking, headbanging, or ponder-spunking.

Did you hear that new song by That Band You Like?

Oh shit yeah! Excuse me while i craniumbate.

by roflsaurusOVILLE June 6, 2012