Crib Crawling

It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.

Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?

Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.

Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.

by xxjohnnyjonesxx May 5, 2018

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Crammy/Cramlington

Cramlington is a small shithole located just north of Newcastle. It's famous for a poorly-lit church, Ross Noble, and the famed local cemetery, sometimes referred to as 'Cramlington Village Primary School.' It was likely founded by the danes, anglo-saxons, or most likely, a bunch of chavs from Blyth.

'I used to live in Crammy/Cramlington'

'You poor soul'

by Timlovesbarackobama March 30, 2022

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craining out

Making a plan, and bailing out at the last moment.

Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'

by premature E September 8, 2013

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crawling

v. Feeling low after a humiliation such as a loss by one's favourite team, or a rejection in love etc.

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You seen Larry today? He is totally crawling.

What up? He didn't think the Ravens would actually win did he?

by gnostic 1 February 2, 2013

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Curb crawling

when your walking home and get curb crawled. when some scary person in a car slows down and drives at walking speed a few metres behind you. if you speed up, they speed up. and if you slow down they slow down. incredibly scary esp if your on your own.

"holy fuck, the cars still behind us guys! wtf are we gonna do!?"

by ThatGirl January 13, 2005

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