Noun
1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.
2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.
2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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A game played with multiple males, where the objective is to jack off onto the cracker as quickly as possible. The last one must eat the cracker.
Also: Snapple Jack
Also: Snapple Jack
by WyndX April 12, 2003
Get the crackerjack mug.Aye look at that white boy over there fuckin' faded. Such a Crackerjack.
He tryna act like us but he know he ain't bout that life. Just another Crackerjack.
He tryna act like us but he know he ain't bout that life. Just another Crackerjack.
by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015
Get the Crackerjack mug.Dude: Oh no! I have to go visit my cousin Kevin on Long Island this weekend.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross.
by kevingtang33 January 6, 2021
Get the Crackeroni and cheese mug.Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?
Other guy: What
Other guy: What
by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021
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