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crackerjack

shut up crackerjack
by uncle rukus March 16, 2011
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crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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crackerjack

A game played with multiple males, where the objective is to jack off onto the cracker as quickly as possible. The last one must eat the cracker.
Also: Snapple Jack
by WyndX April 12, 2003
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Crackerjack

Word used to describe a crack head, or drug abuser- typically a white male. Also see crackhead
Aye look at that white boy over there fuckin' faded. Such a Crackerjack.
He tryna act like us but he know he ain't bout that life. Just another Crackerjack.
by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015
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Crackeroni and cheese

A rich white boy and his MAGA Asian best friend
Dude: Oh no! I have to go visit my cousin Kevin on Long Island this weekend.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross.
by kevingtang33 January 6, 2021
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A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.
Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What
by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021
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crackerjacker

wow crackerjacker is awesome.
by the illusionist September 23, 2003
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