Courtney

The most amazing and unique girl in the universe. She is an absolute beauty, even though she doesn't fully believe so herself (although countless guys have tried to get with her; she still hasn't quite caught on yet). She has infinite talents and capabilities, and she is extremely persistent with anything and everything she hopes to achieve. With those two attributes at hand, she can accomplish anything she sets her mind to. Despite a few not-so-pleasant relationships in the past, she is currently with the guy of her dreams. Whether or not she knows it, she makes him the happiest man that ever lived just by being herself, not counting the multitude of other things she does for him. Above all else, she is mine, so stay the F*** away.

Guy 1: Hey bro, who's that smokin' hot babe over there?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Courtney. She's the most amazing and unique girl in the universe, but don't bother trying to ask her out. She's taken and won't ever be available.
Guy 1: Duuuude... Life sucks, man. Well since we can't tap that, let's move on to that new blonde cheerleader from Montana!
Guy 2: Righteous!!!

by procrastinators_never_quit_101 September 6, 2010

courtney mims

the most beautiful, amazing girl in the world. who has a burning passion for awesome people. and likes to pet minnows.

courtney mims

by mr. wink nudge nod July 18, 2011

courtney D

adj.
used to describe a really hot babe, with a sexy ass and nice orbs.

Damn dogg check out that courtney D ova therr

by Billy koch February 7, 2005

courtney love-d

To do something incredibly crazy/violent/and or drugged up.

Person 1: Oh my God, we were at the club last night and Linnea totally Courtney Love-d
Person 2: Really, how delightfully interesting? What did she do?
Person 1: She overdosed on herion, beat up a bouncer and ate regurgitated rat turds."
Person 2: Oh my.

by Cinico March 5, 2005

Courtney

The friend you always wished you had, pretty without knowing it, loyal, incredibly suave though it may come off as ditsy, underneath one can see that this person is a deep being with an old soul.

Courtney is so hot!

by sistahlea February 4, 2010

courtney strom

yummy, funnny sexy!

courtney strom, is yum?

by jake ohlam April 6, 2009

Courtney Teague

The act of involving oneself in every situation around them which brings extreme paranoia, in which the repercussions puts every one else around into an unessary conundrum.

Yesterday John John got everyone in the trap courtney teague.

by Kid karma February 10, 2019