An 'online encyclopedia' with plenty of 'accurate information' made by 'dedicated conservatives'.
In other words, a website full of ignorant, biased BS made almost entirely by trolls (depressingly, genuine believers of it do exist) to parody the viewpoints of far right wing.
In other words, a website full of ignorant, biased BS made almost entirely by trolls (depressingly, genuine believers of it do exist) to parody the viewpoints of far right wing.
The universe according to conservapedia:
1. Liberals are always evil and wrong, and conservatives are pure and holy. Because of this, there is no reason to listen to a liberal's argument or take them seriously.
2. Liberal influence is everywhere. The following organizations all contain liberal bias:
Wikipedia
Every news station except FOX News
The Public Education System
The United Nations
The Video Game industry
3. Despite this, signs of the general public's support for conservatives are everywhere. Even something as simple as one movie being more popular than another can clearly signify conservatives being better than liberals.
1. Liberals are always evil and wrong, and conservatives are pure and holy. Because of this, there is no reason to listen to a liberal's argument or take them seriously.
2. Liberal influence is everywhere. The following organizations all contain liberal bias:
Wikipedia
Every news station except FOX News
The Public Education System
The United Nations
The Video Game industry
3. Despite this, signs of the general public's support for conservatives are everywhere. Even something as simple as one movie being more popular than another can clearly signify conservatives being better than liberals.
by APersonGuy May 1, 2011
Get the Conservapedia mug.One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
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Its a legal conservatorship where one person takes financial and personal control of another person who cannot control their own life due to a mentally disease such as dementia. This term is hugely known thanks to the #FreeBritney and #FreeAmandaBynes movement. There are more than 1.5 million conservatorships in the United States, most of them are abusive.
Only in people with diagnosed very severe dementia, or a mental/physical illness are "allowed" to be in a conservatorship.
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by Una Malachica January 12, 2009
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-The belief for smaller government.
-Let idiots be idiots/ you can't fix stupid.
-Support Free trade, deregulation of the economy, reduction of -government spending and deficit, etc.
The in-between: -Make Marijuana legal, but tax the shit out of it.
Hippy side: Supports local and seasonal products, vegans, vegetarians, organic items, gay marriage, looks for peace, and to be the change they wish to see in the world.
-The belief for smaller government.
-Let idiots be idiots/ you can't fix stupid.
-Support Free trade, deregulation of the economy, reduction of -government spending and deficit, etc.
The in-between: -Make Marijuana legal, but tax the shit out of it.
Hippy side: Supports local and seasonal products, vegans, vegetarians, organic items, gay marriage, looks for peace, and to be the change they wish to see in the world.
A Conservative Hippy is one who isn't fully conservative or liberal. Someone who believes in the greater good of society and quality of life, but with the freedom of each individuals own choice, not the governments. Open minded to all cultures, sexual orientation, race, and creed.
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Get the Conservative Hippy mug.also, Fox News Republican. A hard-line, ultra-conservative with absolutely no left-wing or liberal tendencies. Fox News conservatives will never vote for a Democrat, regardless of the issues or the candidate.
Danny: Man, your dad voted for Pete Wilson even though he's pro-choice. I didn't see that coming.
Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.
Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.
by J Keaton January 19, 2009
Get the Fox News conservative mug.Opposite of a Fox News liberal. Analyst or pundit labeled as "conservative" or Republican by CNN themselves. Meant to show balance of opinion. These talking head do not show the slightest deviation in opinion from their liberal counterparts who also always agree with each other. These "conservatives" agree to anything the host will say. CNN round tables consist of three or more people agreeing, during election nights as many as ten or twelve.
The so-called CNN conservatives are agreeing Al Sharpton or Nancy Pelosi again.
The so-called CNN conservatives are agreeing Al Sharpton or Nancy Pelosi again.
David Gergen agreed with Anderson for 800th time in a row that these Republicans are simply wrong and Obama was brilliant again. He's a CNN conservative.
David Brooks smiled when Piers called him conservative. He went on to praise Barack Obama, Pelosi and ripped every Republican running for office. He said we must support Obama policies. Must be a CNN conservative.
David Brooks smiled when Piers called him conservative. He went on to praise Barack Obama, Pelosi and ripped every Republican running for office. He said we must support Obama policies. Must be a CNN conservative.
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