cackpipe cosmonaut

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

cosmopolitan

a cocktail made famous by the show sex and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly cocktail.

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge

"I'll have a cosmoplolitan"

by Rachel Rose February 1, 2004

cosmofag

A word Alex Berenstein made up and I defined.

Definition: A male who is very effeminate. So very effeminate, that in fact, he is likely to read Cosmo for the articles.

Scary, but true. o_o

Alex: I called my friend a Cosmofag today. Make up a definition for it. o_o

Robin: (insert definition)

Alex: Boss.

Robin: ...Fag is an insulting word. *hits him*

Alex: X_O

by chic geek April 3, 2004

coslopis

Synonym for vulva or vagina and usually used in a humorous way. Made popular by Chelsea Handler on her TV show Chelsea Lately.

I turned around and a midget smacked me right in the coslopis.

by x-ray vision April 17, 2009

Cosmos for rednecks

An edition of tv show, cosmos, edited for rednecks and hillbillys. It takes the creation of the universe and....edits it...to suit redneck culture.

another popular audience to Cosmos for Rednecks are the ever elusive night drunks, the Fadoukri's.

cosmos for rednecks quote:

It is clear by the bones of a JESUSsaurus rex that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE.

by Corrupted Curse March 11, 2009

Kalam Cosmological Argument

The kalam cosmological argument for the existence of God originated and became highly developed in Islamic theology during the late Middle Ages. It gets its name from the word "kalam", which refers to Arabic philosophy or theology. Traditionally the argument was used to demonstrate the impossibility of an actual infinite existing in the real world, as well as an argument from temporal regress, thus showing that the universe cannot be eternal. In recent years these philosophical arguments have been confirmed by scientific discoveries, viz., the Big Bang theory. The most thorough and articulate proponent of the argument today is Dr. William Lane Craig.

Statement of the (modern) deductive Kalam Cosmological Argument:
p1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence. (Causal principle.)
p2. The universe (space, time, and matter) began to exist. (Evidenced by two philosophical arguments, the Big Bang, and the second law of thermodynamics.)
c3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
Sub-argument:
sp1. As the cause of the universe (space, time, and matter), the cause must be outside of space, time and matter, and therefore be spaceless, timeless, and immaterial. Moreover, the cause must be a personal agent, otherwise a timeless cause could not give rise to a temporal effect like the universe. (Argument expanded.)
sp2. This is an accurate picture of God.
sc3. Therefore, God exists.

by Gojiberry July 25, 2008

Cosmopolitan

A guide on how to be a worthless whore.

Bob: I heard that Kate reads Cosmopolitan.

Tim: So that explains the outfi- *drools uncontrollably*

by InvisibleWater2 November 7, 2012