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u FKN FOOL u cant even spell commodore
sik car bye the bye
by MAGSSSS September 5, 2003
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commodore

One of a select few who succesfully navigate the social and sea waters of East Island and Palm Beach, with style and brio.
The commodore laughed at the story of the elephant and the alligator, all the while piloting his vessel with his right hand, with his left hand holding the arm of the countess.
by chasethedoor December 20, 2013
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Holden Commodore

Australias very own car, a car that is reliable and easy to fix and has been the staple of Australian automotive history since 1978. If you think your crummy ford falcon is better than anything on the road (especially Commodores) you're wrong. You're not an Australian made company as your parts are imported from the U.S, your cheap plastic interiors break all the time and look like the back end of a donkey, spark plugs fail all the time, Head gasket oil leaks, failing alternator, major oil leaks, power steering pump fails within the first 100,000 km, Exhaust sounds are horrific and not to mention your dodgy A/C. Yes, our Commodores may have issues here and there and most of our engines are Chevy motors but General Motors bought Holden in 1931 hence why to that reason. The only reason why you own a ford is that it is overrated, cheap, bland, most of your cars are in famous movies and are sold all over the world. Holden is exclusive to Australia nowhere else.
I'm a proud Aussie to own a Holden Commodore.
by Yackob November 24, 2021
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SS commodore

Fastest commodore out there. Ford owners don't like them because ford owners love it how their poxy little fords have no room, or shoul it be classed as just enough room for them their boyfriend and both their needle dicks.
That SS commodore just ran a 10, yeah typical
by maddog4lyf November 1, 2008
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Commodore 64

By far the most overrated home computer in history. Basically it was used by so many people for the same reason Windows XP is - they didn't realise there were better alternatives.
The Commodore 64 is crap.
by sme he November 22, 2006
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Commodore Bondage

You Invite your girlfriend or mate into your Holden Commodore and tie him/her up with a bondage kit or rope and duct tape. Start the commodore, lock the doors and floor the accelerator to board aka maximum revs and do a burnout till you've scared her. You then perform a sexual act on him/her (Blow Job, Anal Sex or kinky sex for example. When he/she has an orgasm rev the engine to the max to distract him/her from cleaning up pants after they've cummed/jizzed themselves.
Person 1: Hey girl, you wanna take a ride?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: let's have commodore bondage
by BigBunnyrabbits June 30, 2019
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Commodore

Something that should be used to pee in. It is heavily suggested in a song sung by a performer known as “yellow fish” that you should use a commodore instead of peeing on the floor.
Don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore!
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