Conando'd

Co-NAN-doe-d - as in Conan O'Brien. meaning to get a contract to perform duites only to have it breached and disregarded by the creators of said contract because of poor performances by the execs who created the contract - resulting in your termination.

I was about to agree to get hired for the HR Manager role when I realized that the last person in the position got conando'd, as a result I opted to seek another opportunity.

by ComCaster Naute! January 13, 2010

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Companimal

Companion+Animal=Companimal. A household pet that the owner treats like one of their friends.

After a long day at work, Nick just chilled with his companimal to ease his stress.

by Nicky Bich January 5, 2011

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cocanaut

/ˈkōkəˈnɑu̯t/

co•ca•naut

def.: a cocanaut is someone who explores altered states of consciousness through the use of cocaine

I've done six 8 balls this week. I'm a straight-up cocanaut.

by TheTallestPsychonaut July 16, 2021

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Texting company

When your alone and bored so you text someone for some company. They are called "texting company".

Texting company:
Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo

by Jimmety Cricket June 28, 2011

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