20% cooler

Something that is in any way involved with My Little pony FIM.
bob: I heard Stephen colbert likes ponies.

bob's friend: He's now 20% cooler
by anon.338 August 10, 2011
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cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
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wine cooler

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.
"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."
by Lahr November 14, 2006
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Compton Cooler

The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.
Sittin' in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my Micky's.
by crazy b May 04, 2005
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wine cooler

A unhardcore way to drink, a sugarcoated version of malt liquor
Yum, pass that red wine cooler
by polska nikki~ May 16, 2005
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cooler crew

ˈko͞olərkro͞o

NOUN

1. A group of people who work closely together to search and hunt for the St. Paul Minnesota Pioneer Press Treasure Medallion. Sounded by controversy for decades, this group or crew is known for its continued success, questionable operation, and links to cheating.
"I know where the Medallion is, I am with the Cooler Crew."
by CoolerCrewLady January 30, 2018
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Cooler Burn

-Like freezer burn but beer! When you don't clean out your cooler from the night before, and all the beer cans lost their paint around the rim from rolling around a hot cooler all day, beer is normally skunked
-Typically given to people whom you don't like or are intoxicated to tell the difference
-Hey guy, I got some left over beers from the other night, want one?
-Na I seen they all have cooler burn! Let's give it to those guys!
by socha July 25, 2016
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