by anon.338 August 10, 2011
The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.
Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.
They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.
Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.
They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.
by Lahr November 14, 2006
The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.
by crazy b May 4, 2005
by polska nikki~ May 16, 2005
-Like freezer burn but beer! When you don't clean out your cooler from the night before, and all the beer cans lost their paint around the rim from rolling around a hot cooler all day, beer is normally skunked
-Typically given to people whom you don't like or are intoxicated to tell the difference
-Typically given to people whom you don't like or are intoxicated to tell the difference
-Hey guy, I got some left over beers from the other night, want one?
-Na I seen they all have cooler burn! Let's give it to those guys!
-Na I seen they all have cooler burn! Let's give it to those guys!
by socha July 25, 2016
noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.
(inside party is a fridge pillager)
(inside party is a fridge pillager)
"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"
by J_Hawk08 November 12, 2007