Altough originally a joke paired with "pc masterrace"(A meme about how better PC gaming is than console gaming is, although not everyone agrees.) used for someone who plays console. It is now more often used for someone who is a fanboy/girl of Consoles and hates PC gaming and will defend it at any cost and would rather have an argument about console vs PC instead of a friendly debate/discussion. Often stereotyped by making dumb arguments with no evidence. Although many PC gamers don't believe all console gamers are like this, just the fanboys/girls. (sorry for possible bad grammar.)
pc gamer- "I prefer PC because of it perfoms better, more fps ETC."
Typical console peasent- "Well actually the human eye cant see more than 0.69 frames a second! Get out you basement dwelling enlist pc mustard race!"
PC gamer- "I was just trying to discuss gaming platforms.. calm down.. Are you a console peasant mate?"
Typical console peasent- "Well actually the human eye cant see more than 0.69 frames a second! Get out you basement dwelling enlist pc mustard race!"
PC gamer- "I was just trying to discuss gaming platforms.. calm down.. Are you a console peasant mate?"
by Ninjalemur May 11, 2016
A game that has been primarily developed for consoles and then ported to PC, often lacking standard features like dedicated servers and mod support. However, the games themselves are often dumbed down trash because 99% of console games suck.
Hey bro, did you play the PC demo for Crysis 2?! DirectX 9, no graphical options, and it's a clone of CoD! Fucking console port!
by Chris the nasty PC elitist March 21, 2011
"dude like the playstation is like TOTALLY the BEST console, nintendo and microsoft suck"
*stabs fanboy*
*stabs fanboy*
by Grim d February 15, 2005
A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.
Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?
Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?
Tony: ...Loser.
Joe: STFU.
Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?
Tony: ...Loser.
Joe: STFU.
by Laura Mae November 10, 2007
Someone who doesn't shut the fuck up about console gaming, even when asked to stop. Highly dangerous.
"My friend told won't stop talking about how the PS4 is better than XBOX, even when he KNOWS I'm a PC gamer. He's a Console Elitist and it's beginning to piss me off"
by Tumbleflop November 7, 2017
A fanboy who plays only console video games. The only PC games they'll touch are free (and often terrible) ones, such as Gunbound, Runescape, or Kings of Chaos/Outwar.
The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.
Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).
The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.
The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.
Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).
The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.
"My computer can't run Doom 3 but I don't really care because I never liked PC games. But anyways, wait 'til you hear what I did on Gunbound yesterday!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"
by RealGTX June 10, 2005
A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021