conager

a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).

Oh! would you look at that conager over there!

He is totally a fag.

by The Ultimate Thruster December 16, 2010

REVERSE CLANGER

whilst sitting on the dunny in an Albert Clifford Slater style (facing the back chamber), defecate leaving a cracking, and flush-evasive brown track

Mitch crouched over the can showing Briony his Bovril Pucker Wink, when he thought a Reverse Clanger would be sure to bag him some Dutch Door action.

by Barry Von Timbers November 5, 2009

clanger

from the metaphor of a prisoner in jail 'clanging' on his bars. A clanger is someone who would get you in tossed in jail. Usually used in the same context as jailbait.

synonym : jailbait.

Stay away from that clanger or you'll be washing Bubba's back.

by o8sidian August 25, 2004

Clanger Banger

Someone who prefers to clap while puking. Puking usually comes after a night of binge drinking.

The clanger banger is at it again. Must have been a rough night. Woot Woot.

by holler@yourballer March 13, 2009

clanger

an extremely funny moment, comment or joke. not just any funny, but the kind of funny that makes you piss your pants and lose your breath with uncontrollable laughter.

dropping a clanger is when someone has

- 'hey clown, ben just dropped a clanger and you missed it'

- 'hey muj just beat kaney at scrabble - it was a total clanger'

by the dirty sanchez April 12, 2005

clanger

originates from clanger english for mistake
a full on fuck up when giving the flange a good seeing to. a clanger can only be performed whilst giving head

"oh did u get with hudson last night"
"yeah he pulled a full on clanger"
"gutted get him a guide book or some shit"
"yeah banging mate"

by kyleking August 31, 2006

clanger crew massive

They r a pile of bollocks n the GBH will mash u up u skivvy scum. Ur all pikeys n u think u is sum hardcore gangstas wen really we are the certified gangstas. GBH foreva

U pikey bastards. fuck off

by Bouncer March 5, 2005