Face Confetti

After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.

"Can you believe that dork walked into the meeting with face confetti?"

by NCarts July 13, 2018

Irish confetti

Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.

" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)

by Pincetti June 8, 2021

Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality

Friend:"He looks so good, too bad he's got a bad personality"

Me:"You sure can choose ghost-confetti sometimes"

by Psycocat May 1, 2021

premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.

Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."

by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018

verbal confetti

Multiple intense, energetic, positive, usually loud conversations happening at one time.

The dinner table was covered in verbal confetti when the whole family was gathered around eating.

by BlueGirl October 18, 2013

Ass-Confetti

An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.

During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.

by Nixtime March 23, 2017

depression confetti

When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti

Monday was really rough, but I felt a little better after making some depression confetti.

by Ailim October 26, 2017