The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

coinkidence

A word you use when you start to say coinkidink but realises that's not cool anymore and finish it with coincidence.

1: hey that's a coinkidink
2: dude, thats not cool

1: fine it's a coinkidence.

by cool5567 March 11, 2012

confidence

The feeling you get right before you find out what the fuck is actually happening.

KKK Member: Man, I have a lot of confidence today.
Fellow Passenger: That's too bad, we're crash landing in Harlem.

by Fishlord July 9, 2006

Confidence

The feeling you get when you are balls deep in someone you care about

I experienced confidence once

by Ikindawannadie September 24, 2018

Two for Confidence

When 2 or more alcoholic beverages are needed for confidence on a night out.
These are used to reach either level 1, level 2, level 3, level caitlin or level lara.

Cindy: OMG Josh is gonna be there tonight, im so scared
Beverly: OMG thats awesome, you look pretty fugly at the moment (no offense), so i think you'll need two for confidence.
Cindy:Ohh thanks for telling me, your a great friend, definately going two for confidence!
Beverly: I know right!

by Kim&Brett March 24, 2009

lobby confidence (LC)

Unspeakable composure, such as that gained upon entrance into a lobby context, e.g. dormitory lobbies and study rooms

"You need to have the lobby confidence (LC). When you walk into the lobby, you're not afraid to talk to somebody new. Now apply that to Chemistry."

"Put down the marker and step away. Now take some deep breaths... see, there I was displaying Lobby Confidence."

by Wiley WAR Room May 3, 2009

With confidence

An amazing aussie pop punk band. Consusting of jayden seeley, inigo del carmen, josh brozzesi and luke rockets. They have a new album out called better weather and an e.p called distance, they are signed to hopeless records. Inigo has never used the gas cooker he bought for the tour because josh said the time it leaked doesnt count.

Have u heard of with confidence.

No, who are they?
An amazing pop punk band!
Well i like justin beiber sooo.....
-_-

by Wardrobes.are.wizards September 24, 2016