Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013

Conjective

A medical condition that is serious and without hope. Terminal

She was dying from conjective heart failure

by Microvalidator June 18, 2016

sex, conception & pregnancy

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.

they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.

by asir inasub March 3, 2008

imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.

"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"

by pederast December 26, 2008

concepting

Process whereby ideas are generated for the purpose of creatively solving a problem.

"The team set aside some time for concepting in order to flush out some plausible directions."

by conceptingisaword February 14, 2012

double connective

A device for making your argument stronger.Phrases such as therefore and thus can be used as double connectives to ram your point home.

Selina didn't believe that the double connective existed therefore dan put it on urban dictionary thus convincing her of it's existence.

by broomfieldboy March 19, 2014