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Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011
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Computerosity

A word used to describe sharing technological aspects with one or more persons.
Clark: How does one describe Skype?

Megan: Pure Computerosity.
by nerdsareverycool October 23, 2011
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Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else
Sorry I was computering
by Overminer November 24, 2021
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Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.
Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal
by B-rad62 February 16, 2022
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computergt

Very good at gorilla tag he would clap tttpig 100%1!1!! can juke 500 people at 5 times and loves to make 5 yr olds cry :OOOo
computergt
by FAXBROOOOOO May 1, 2022
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Computersafting

Taking juice out of a computer, and injecting it into the tip of a penis, otherwise known as reverse pee.
I do love computersafting my gay boyfriend
by Frong69 March 16, 2023
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Grumpy computers

Its either a Laggy computer or one of the Most annoying internet trolls to exist.
Grumpy computers is a word That can be used on a number of sentences Like My computer is pretty grumpy today or My grumpy computer cant even run minecraft.
by Grumpy computers January 13, 2019
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