Completely Unfounded

1. A legal term that means: "We did it, but you can't prove it. And even if you CAN prove it, we'll drag out the litigation until your great-grandchildren are dead."

Corporate attorneys frequently use this phrase to defend their clients against civil lawsuits. And they get $500 a hour for this nonsense?

2. A kneejerk reaction to any accusation of white collar crime.

The attorney for Goldman Sachs said the government's fraud charges were "Completely Unfounded." After the press conference, he laughed all the way to the bank.

by Peter Kobs April 17, 2010

Computer Slut

A stupid slut whom usually stay up 24/7, who exposes her body on the net, on websites such as youtube, myspace, facebook, and twitter. This type of slut also engages in sexual activity with random men from these websites. She also enjoys intercourse thorugh the center of her anal region.

I met a girl on myspace and her name is Cynthia . What a Computer slut I thought to myself because she exposes her tits on myspace

by Craimerfuck December 25, 2009

Computer Club

First rule of computer club: Do not talk about computer club.

*absent chatter pertaining to computer club*

by Crackerjam May 1, 2010

Competitive swimmer

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.

"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.

by Robofish May 14, 2015

competitive racism

the opposite of casual racism where the racists compete against each other.

*Competitive Racism*

John: I hate Asians
Bobby: I hate Asians more than you!
Sebastian: Yall noob acting hating on Asians big ego where I'm here the best at it! NO CAP!

by StickyFingers27 April 19, 2023

School Computer

A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.

“Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!

by Pseudonym? More like Pooseudon December 24, 2019

A Complete Waste

includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.

"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"

I know you all know what I'm talking about

by Vaela February 10, 2005