compaling

complaining excessively over shit that doesn't matter

After fighting for hours over whether or not to get a teddy bear, Jim was compaling the rest of the day!

by Michael Dixon John Jay July 28, 2010

Do you compete?

Asking someone if they compete implies their physique is nice and enough for a physique competition.

This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.

"Hey do you compete?"

"Haha, no but maybe some day, what's your instagram?"
"@Chaz_is_poor"

by Chazizpoor February 17, 2021

Compensator

When someone drives a humongous lifted pickup truck b/c they have a chode or aka tiny penis.

"Look at that lifted truck, that's a big truck!" "Yeah that person is definitely driving a compensator!"

by assassin88man August 30, 2014

Compersion

Love your lover's lover for they too love your lover

Love is multiplicative, compersion in nature. Love in its whole is much greater than the sum of the discrete pairings.

by HoneyBunsofSteel October 25, 2020

compenscate

To justifiably steal something, usually from an employer, especially after losing one's job.

"Dude, where'd you get that laptop?" "I compenscated it after Inacomp announced they were closing. I mean, they're screwed anyway, they'll never miss it, and I deserve it."

by DrewinMadtown April 8, 2008

Compersionate

The practice of feeling of joy or happiness in seeing your partner share other romantic relationships. Adjective of "Compersion."

"I wish my metamour could be a little more compersionate."

"My partner was very compersionate about my date with my other partner tonight!"

by StarrNoir September 7, 2018

Comperson

A man or woman who feels compersion, i.e., pleasure associated with one's partner romantic or sexual pleasure with another and is often called the opposite of jealousy. Since these persons know and enjoy their partners' pleasure with others, these partners are technically not Cuckolds or Cuckqueans since infidelities or unfaithfulness are not involved.

The comperson enjoyed his wife telling him about her sex dates.

by Soaul July 4, 2022