Comprying

The act of crying and complaining at the same time.

The liberals in the act of defiance, comprying to the election of Donald Trump.

by Mindcrime Madness October 4, 2023

sole comparison

Instead of trying on a new pair of shoes, simply holding up the bottom of the new shoe to the bottom of the old shoe. If it matches up, get it.

I was in too much of a hurry at Target yesterday to try on those new sandals, so I just did a sole comparison. Oh well, they were only 20 bucks.

by lafawnda527 March 18, 2009

Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.

Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."

by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010

compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.

The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Composing

The craft of creating media using primarily sound and silence, often with a form of notation, either standardized, graphic or aleatory.

Conductor: "Ah, Xenakis, your new scribbles are certainly a masterpiece!"
Xenakis: "Indeed, composing graphical works is among my specialties."

by nonsense542 July 9, 2011

Fog Computing

(n) A group of computer setups where a single computer/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. (See: Cloud Computing)

The University Library has a server to manage all their terminals. This setup is a Fog Computing network.

by JaDarken March 30, 2009

Cloud Computing

When one gets extremely high and tries to use a computer.

I was so baked during my cloud computing session.

by GMoney3 October 11, 2010