Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

commuticate

The act of talking to the person in the car adjacent while driving.

I was driving home from work and I noticed the car next to me left his gas cap open so I opened my window in hopes to commuticate the issue to them.

by poopypants123 March 17, 2009

commute-com

to have a teleconference while on the commute, so as to either fill empty time, or get work done that didn't get finished while in the office

John had a 5pm commute-com while sitting in rush hour traffic on the beltway, discussing some of the after-action items from the earlier meeting, since he had to go pick up his kids at day-care.

by k3for January 24, 2011

Commutative wealth

1)To have so much wealth that nothing is out of reach. You can earn money simply through interest alone. Whether you work or not your wealth will grow unhindered.

2) endless money

example: Bob is a trillionaire he has commutative wealth, his interest alone is making him billions a year.

by Deuswrath March 29, 2022

Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022

Commuter Cooter

Some suburban stay at home wife pussy

Just moved to the suburbs, so I can get that commuter cooter after her husband leaves

by Beansupreme420 February 24, 2024

Reverse Commute

The act of making a bowel movement directly after a hot shower.

Thanks to the tacos, I had no choice but to perform and emergency reverse commute

by anonymous March 1, 2025