Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010

commitment

Fuck that.

Commitment is like puss. You get a taste, think its okay then BAM! it sucks. Really, Really sucks. Avoid if possible.

Girl: "I love you"
Guy is a fucking speck on the horizon.

Commitment: Yeah right.

by Bizazy September 15, 2007

Commitment

What crazy women try to trap unsuspecting men into. Women often use manipulating words and their sweet vag to get it. Having children is also an option. Bring your own condoms, get in, get off, and get out to avoid.

Jenna wanted commitment from MArk and trapped him by poking holes in the condom.

by Marcus-Aurelius July 27, 2010

commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com

12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit

by dearest123 October 14, 2011

commitment

See hung by the nuts

The woman hun the man but his nuts.

by Nitemare January 18, 2003

tv show commitment issue

When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show

“Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”

by Collinso6 May 16, 2020

Commitment Issues

Anyone whose name starts with J, S, or B

Bestie I think you have ✨commitment issues✨

by Omgihatemyself April 15, 2021