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Columbine Whore 

On the internet, there are these girls that are extremely obcessed with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold (the columbine shooters), they have pillows of them to make out with, and want their love. They are crazy and should sign off forever
Look at this, this slut want to have sex with Dylan's long nose ass, what a Columbine Whore
Columbine Whore by Nishokiizz December 11, 2016

Columbine Kids 

Nomads of rock subculture, usually move from scene to scene, they get the name from the way they dress and other kids saying that they'll be the ones to shoot up the school, they take pride in their name like they take pride in the combat boots, black jackets and other abnormal clothing that got them their name, they do not shoot up school, commonly associated with punks, metal heads, stoners garage and DIY kids, they are the outcast of the outcast first two columbine kids were "PissBottle" and "HeadBoard"
Yuppie 1 "how much should we spend on the booze?"
Yuppie 2 "we can some money by having one of the columbine kids steal a fifth or two"
Columbine Kids by TANSKY September 22, 2016

Columbine Massacre 

On April 20th 1999, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris decided that they hated there school and were going to shoot down as many kids as possible and then themselves. Now you're probably thinking, what sick kids! Well let me turn your thinking around. They were bullied on a daily basis and honestly wanted nothing but happiness. They got picked on by jock's and popular kids. Now I'm sure you've been bullied, right? Well I'm guessing you don't plan on massacring your school or killing yourself.. But just imagine your bullying 10x worse? That's how it was for them. It was wrong what they did but people wouldn't listen. Also, at many schools they have something called 'Rachel's challenge' a story of the first girl who died. And they talk about how you should never bully yet every kid that walks out of that assembly doesn't learn shit.

Basically don't bully kids because you don't know what their capable off. And to any kid that thinks 'Oh no big deal' well just wait until some kids come in with 4 guns and shoots down your school. Then you'll regret ever being a bully.
Person 1: The Columbine massacre was crazy! Dylan and Eric were freaks who deserved their death.

Me: Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Oh that's right you don't. Because you're just another jock who has a perfect life.. Sorry I forgot..
Columbine Massacre by Nakia F. October 8, 2011

columbine black 

adj. Used when describing someone's clothing, specifically trench coat, or similar jacket. Reminding one of the Columbine shooting, or any school shooting for that matter.
person 1: damn, that coat is like columbine black.
person 2: agreed.
columbine black by k123 February 22, 2008

Columbine Massacre 

Best senior prank of all time.
Person 1: Ayo remember the Columbine Massacre.

Person 2: Hell yea, god damn best prank ever

Columbine Massacre 

One of the most famous school massacres in history. The two perpetrators, Reb and VoDkA, killed 13 people, left 24 injured, and scarred the lives of many, many more.

This sparked all sorts of reactions from the world- mainly horror, disgust, and shock beyond belief. But in the dark corners of the world, there are those who admire and support them, those who too hate the world and even hope to do something similar.

After the event, Columbine High School has never been the same. Most people will think of the shooting before the school. There are also plenty of strange people who pay the place a visit just because of this event.
Most of us: "The Columbine Massacre... How could they do such a thing?"

That shady kid: "The Columbine Massacre is just the beginning of our revolution."

A hybristophiliac: "I don't condone, but Reb and Vodka were sooo cute !!1!!1!11!1"