Coca-Cola

Currently the top-selling corporation in the world. People, they sell carbonated sugar water.

Dammit, I wish I had thought of Coca-Cola.

by mad masterman December 5, 2010

liter-a-cola

It's French for give me some fucking cola!

I'll punch-a-size your face for free!

by Nealus December 24, 2003

Cola War

When Pepsi or Coca-Cola comes out with a drink that the other competitor doesn't have.

Pepsi - Coca-Cola
Diet Pepsi - Diet Coke
Pepsi Vanilla - Vanilla Coke
Wild Cherry Pepsi - Cherry Coke
Pepsi Lime - Coke with Lime
Pepsi One - Coca-Cola Zero

There is no substitute for Coke, so there should not be another Cola War.

by Angry Salamander July 6, 2006

Speed Cola

A power-up in call of duty: black ops that reduces reload time by 50%. Bought in vending machines after power is turned on.

Player 1-How are you reloading so fast?

Player 2-I got some Speed Cola from the vending machine.

by MicX5 December 31, 2010

Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.

Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.

by PohTayToez December 6, 2010

Good Old Fashioned Cola

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.

"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.

by The Bawss September 28, 2010

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009