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Coitus Companions

A more sophisticated and likeable way of saying "fuck buddies". Usually people who are "fuck buddies" aren't really friends. "coitus companions" are when two really close friends fuck on the random occasions that they see each other.
"Yo! Chris and Khia are more like coitus companions instead of fuck buddies."
by The Mad Crazy Hatter June 9, 2013
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coitus mentis

recovered enough to think clearly after sex (particularly applies to men)
From "coitus" (you know, sex) and "compos mentis" (able to think clearly and be in control of and responsible for your actions).
Kylie: Oi, are you coitus mentis yet? I want to go shopping!
Jack: Huh?
by adriancccc May 20, 2015
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Coitus Cut

A cut(s) sustained during coitus caused by fingernails, teeth, switch blade etc. Usually occurs during climax.
This morning, I received a coitus cut when my wife drove her freshly manicured nails through my flesh as she received the D.
by nbstriker10 March 29, 2020
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coitus interruptus

sex that stops short of blissful termination a.k.a. the orgasm
Damn, you got off already? Talk about coitus interruptus!
by Sex_is_a_Drug May 10, 2010
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Coitus Erectus

Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.
by neonmafia October 13, 2014
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coitus interruptus

to disturb/disrupt two people having sex, thereby stopping them from doing so. Generally with some sort of reason.
"Where did Alex put the keys to the car?"
"I dont know, go ask him."
"i cant, hes banging his gf"
"Guess you'll just have to go Coitus interruptus them"
by _Dan_the_man_ February 13, 2006
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Coitus umbilicus

The act of engaging in intercourse, to climax or not, with the umbilicus/navel/belly button. It frequently occurs in inexperienced males that are seeking any dark crevice for sexual pleasure while lacking in knowledge of the female anatomy. It can also be intentional, especially when the sexual act involves a partner, male or female, with a significant amount soft tissue is present in the neighboring structures. It is not to be confused with coitus panniculus, engaging in coitus with the folds of abdominal fat.
I was unaware of the female anatomy my first sexual interaction. While searching for home, I engaged in coitus umbilicus as she writhed from pain as her happy trail was mechanically stripped of hair from the friction.
by William Black August 26, 2013
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