When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.
"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."
by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010
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by BlindRef February 5, 2014
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Get the Cuntastrophe mug.So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.
There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.
by asperger's September 5, 2012
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Get the Cuntastrophe mug.A governmental failure or dumpster fire that is directly tied to the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.
Also, a major industrial financial set-back or business failure that is directly tied to the 2020 pandemic.
Also, a major industrial financial set-back or business failure that is directly tied to the 2020 pandemic.
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Person A: Did you see the government pandemic briefing yesterday? WTF was that?
Person B: I know, right? The whole thing was a covastrophe - I don't think a single person knows what they are doing!
Example 2 -
Friend #1: I just got back from the grocery store and a package of pork chops are up $8.99 per pound this week - and you can only buy two packages? What is going on?
Friend #2: It's been all over the news! The whole meat packaging industry is experiencing a complete covastrophe!
Person A: Did you see the government pandemic briefing yesterday? WTF was that?
Person B: I know, right? The whole thing was a covastrophe - I don't think a single person knows what they are doing!
Example 2 -
Friend #1: I just got back from the grocery store and a package of pork chops are up $8.99 per pound this week - and you can only buy two packages? What is going on?
Friend #2: It's been all over the news! The whole meat packaging industry is experiencing a complete covastrophe!
by misterdos May 16, 2020
Get the covastrophe mug.The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.
by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021
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