Spicy Cucumber

The act of putting hot sauce on a penis and having vaginal sex.

My vaginia still burns from your Spicy Cucumber.

by Frenchman86 August 13, 2016

Slap a clam with a cucumber

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017

cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 24, 2013

cucumber

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."

by Squirrel Overlord October 8, 2004

Cockleberry Finn

The pornographic rendition of best selling novel "Huckleberry Finn"

Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!

Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...

by Stroner<3IU June 9, 2016

cucumberman

a man who shoved a red cucumber up his ass. he now patrols the city of titti caca in hopes to find his sidekick jerky off lad. his only power is the ability to steal cucumbers from farmers markets and shove them up anybody's ass.

Tom: oh shit cucumberman shoved a cucumber up my ass
Greg: at least captain pineapple didn't get you. i think i'm still bleeding

by Duck in a Hole July 23, 2016