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Cockbush

To stealthily entrap a friend/stranger/relative(?) in a situation whereby you antagonise them over a virtual medium (text, social network, etc.) until they decide to confront you due to frustration and/or the sake of theatrics; in accordance with their response the baiter then surprises the unsuspecting baitee with their emancipated genitalia.

The subsequent reaction to this unabashed exposure on the baitee's part may be subject to a time-delay, depending on the level of tension previously generated before the 'cockbush'.
"My housemate was totes baiting me for a cockbush! He well and truly flashed his dongle in my direction; how sullying."

"Beware that alleyway - cockbushers are known to target those inexperienced in the ways of cockbushing..."

"I cockbushed a total stranger, ergo my prison sentence."
by Phallus in a Pumpkin Patch September 17, 2013
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Cocksloshing

The act of sloshing your cock around. Typically used in a athletic or competitive setting.
“I bet my cocksloshing streak is higher than yours.”

No way. I’m a cocksloshing master.”
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Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.
James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear
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cockscuss

The pain a man receives by getting a penis implant
Zach let out a huge cockscuss embarrassing his mother when he revived his penis implant
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cockslut

Will is dressed like a cockslut
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