cocky seagull

Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.

Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

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cocknuggle

A cocknuggle is a person who technically, nuggles a cock. See nuggle.

Tom Cruise is such a cocknuggle.

by Shawn Rasmussen August 26, 2006

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cocknitive dissonance

1. When a man really wants to have sex with a woman but knows he shouldn't because she's involved, too crazy, related, etc.

2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it

3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)

1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.

2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.

3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.

by xanadoodle March 27, 2017

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