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Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
by Piranha May 23, 2006
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Cockrider

Phen cockrides Geoterra staff 24/7 aka he’s a cockrider
by Skelebubble April 10, 2020
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cockpod

Dude! let me get one of your cockpods, this bitch been rubbin my piece!
by Yuengling September 26, 2003
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cockroach hour

noun: The magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a cockroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amusement.
Mary: OMG, did you just see the cat sneeze?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.
by catsluvdmb February 28, 2005
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Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!
by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017
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cockroach gay

Everyone hates you, you hate everyone, and you have no sexual disfunction within the cockroach community because you are gay.
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Cockroached

Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.
When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.

I was COCKROACHED !
by Abby Normal March 25, 2022
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