Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
by Wayne King November 15, 2004
Get the Northern Cockmonkey mug./N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
by Coolio January 16, 2004
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Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.
by Ross October 23, 2004
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Get the cockmonger mug.The drag character of British performer Jaryd Headley. Cockahontas is known for owning several large weaves, wearing skin tight clothes, having an amazing ass and being able to out-sass anyone.
Tiffany: Like, oh my gawd, look it's Cockahontas!
Stacey: He/she is so much prettier than you Tiff.
Tiffany: You what mate.
Stacey: He/she is so much prettier than you Tiff.
Tiffany: You what mate.
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Anthony- "I like mangas."
Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*
Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."
Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*
Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."
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