cock 'n balled

When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.

After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.

by habitual sassbox March 21, 2012

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cock stained balls

When you're banging a tranny in the butt when she is lying down. You're so into it that you don't see her jacking one off and she nuts on your Dick causing Cock Stained Balls.

Last night I was doing slippery Sally hard in the ass, right? All of a sudden she busts a nut right on my balls. Fuckin' cock stained balls, man...

by Jacques Leroux November 9, 2015

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cock and ball torture

something that everyone wants in their everyday life, cock and ball torture is pure perfection. I love cock and ball torture it makes me so turned on and its so sexy omg CBT is the most epic, comforting, cool and sexy thing to do

person 1: yo how can I feel pure happiness and bliss

Person 2: obviously bro all you gotta do is do some Cock and ball torture

person 1: Oh my god yeah why didnt i think of that cock and ball torture is the best

by The hot Irish kid November 21, 2020

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