Club Penguin Rewritten

A cheap rip-off of one of the best games ever

PenguinA: I was playing club penguin rewritten last night
PenguinB: You were playing the cheap rip-off of the best game ever in disgusted
PenguinA/ You’re just jealous cause we did it in the sea

by Clubpenguincanfuckme July 22, 2018

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force

The funniest rip on TimmyTurnersGrandDad, I loved that obscure reference!

At 0:00, the melody changes to the TimmyTurnersGrandDad rip "Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force".

by Guyfromtotaldrama November 18, 2021

Water Vikings of Club Penguin

another club penguin army. it harbors the rejects of Ice Warriors, some of which are pedophiles and racist and neo nazis!!! yayyyy!! anyways props to ango #ango4leedur

“I fucking HATE Water Vikings of Club Penguin. But at Rye and Cobra are cool. I guess.”

by iloveclubpenguinarmybattlegrou August 26, 2025

Doritos of Club Penguin

A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.

Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.

by Seltzer_Sex December 21, 2020

Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!

Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!

by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporate August 29, 2022

Club Penguin

A dead game that might as well be an Xbox game.

Man, I love me some twigs from club penguin. BUT I NEED MEMBERSHIP!!
RLLY

by IGotEyesOnU April 28, 2019