Clobber .

Clobber is clothing . Particularly a suit and tie to be worn and a blazer could also be worn with your clothing . Watches and belts etc. are good aswell

At the wedding tomorrow, wear your clobber . and make sure you look the best .

by Ozzy macacacaa November 14, 2022

Cameroonian Clobber

The act of being anally penetrated by a Large Cameroonian male, using Spicy Egusi Soup as lubricant.

Your Wife : Hey babe, Francis and I tried out the Cameroonian Clobber!
You : Why are you like this?

by Ngannoutouchesme January 9, 2022

Clobber

When you combo someone in Super Smash Bros using King Dedede

I just clobbered some random guy online

by Avocet June 4, 2022

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.

“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer

by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023

Clobber Pussy Saga

A series of nights where 2 people initiate sexual intercourse, and role-play each time, creating a plot.

Any Stories from college?
Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.

by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024

Colorado Cum Clobber

The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.

Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!

by t4zyl February 3, 2026